competition: Best Excuse For Missing Work Or School.

For College.
Had a wicked hangover and was in someone else's house. Didn't go to College.
When asked why I didn't show up...
Me-'I was errmm...Detained by Police for practicing witchcraft and casting spells at passers by'.
-'Oh really?'
Me-'Umm yeah! ...Apparently it's assault if you throw pixie dust on people, who knew right?'
Needless to say, I used this off T.V,haha