competition: Family in the Marines?

He was in the hospital for a year. during his time there he became addicted to morphene because the nurse wanted to read her books instead of tending for patients all night. So she went around and shot em all up with morphene. The doctor told my grandpa he wouldnt live 14 months at the most. A year past and they released my grandpa from the hospital. 20 years later my grandpa saw that very docter. He went up to him and asked "You remeber me? you were my doc durin the war." "Not particularly." the doc replied. "Well my name is Gunnery Sergeant Ben Ridge and 20 years ago you gave me a little more than a year to live. And listen here. Im gonna live long enough to piss on your grave!" Benjamin Forest Ridge jr. died at age 86. 60 years over due. Old enough to piss on that man's grave!