competition: worst thing to say to a cop

entry: Doughnuts by popsicle1423

Doughnuts
COP: Have you been drinking tonight?

ME: No(bruurp)

COP: Well your eyes look a little red

ME: Have you been eating donuts? your eyes look a little glazed

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DATE ENTERED: May 20, 2009 06:34:18pm PDT
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