Best Local Headline: hes a baller | ibeatyou competition entry by shaq12

The local newspaper is writing a story about you! What's the headline to the story? (category: other)


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AbbeyMagpoc legend

posted: Aug 28 09:19

re: Extra Extra! Read all about it!

hahahahaha! dis cracked me up! lmao 5+

Feets all-IBY

posted: Aug 28 08:19

re: Extra Extra! Read all about it!

lmao

zman72 HOFer

posted: Aug 28 08:17

re: Extra Extra! Read all about it!

I just love big, pudgy faced babies! 5

c_tizzie HOFer

posted: Aug 28 08:16

re: The Venice Times

And that's why I really 'like' you, MJ! ;P

zman72 HOFer

posted: Aug 28 07:48

re: Local Man Wins IBY Gold Medal

But of course! 5

Marjan all-IBY

posted: Aug 28 06:20

re: The Venice Times

ROFL...so, you can't go anywhere near luck, huh? You know what I say..it's Luck's loss!

halle_constance franchise

posted: Aug 28 05:55

re: hehe, on my imagination

hahaha! so ur the 3rd party!? :) lol!

tydurante1097 jv

posted: Aug 28 05:46

re: its a bird its a plane oh my god its michael jackson!! :-0

guys seriously even if i didnt write this it would still be pretty darn funny

tydurante1097 jv

posted: Aug 28 05:46

re: the new york outtakes

oh and noone has a comment on mine cmon guys this is hillarious!!

thatgirlaquarius pro

posted: Aug 28 04:59

re: The Venice Times

who drew the pic?? LOL ;-)5

the_capital_t all-star

posted: Aug 28 04:41

re: The Venice Times

Also, if it wasn't clear. This one is brilliant.

the_capital_t all-star

posted: Aug 28 04:40

re: The Venice Times

I have to confess, I just realized that I'm giving away points with all these IBYs. It's usually worth it. But it will serve as today's reminder that I am an idiot.

Bam_Bam09 all-star

posted: Aug 28 04:19

re: The Venice Times

So it's like Latte-Day Saint...The tardiest Saint in heaven!

shaq12 pro

posted: Aug 28 03:13

re: hes a baller

ya dag

c_tizzie HOFer

posted: Aug 28 02:05

re: The Venice Times

hahaha...Actually, her first name is pronounced 'day-latte'. :0

Zeuspacalypse franchise

posted: Aug 28 02:02

re: The Venice Times

That's hyphenated right? Form her previous marriage? LOL!

c_tizzie HOFer

posted: Aug 28 02:01

re: The Venice Times

Lady Luck hates me...Lady Luck has her sister, Miss Daylate Dollarshort, all over my ass...

Zeuspacalypse franchise

posted: Aug 28 01:57

re: The Venice Times

LMAO! I think I know that b**ch... she was causing havok in San Diego last weekend... 5!

giggletron captain

posted: Aug 28 12:48

re: Local Idiot Jumps off roof; thinks he's Batman.

haha!!! 55555

joeym333 HOFer

posted: Aug 28 08:36

re: Boston Globe 8/28/08

i knoe right!! its gonna be amazin

DaveyCrocket all-star

posted: Aug 28 08:34

re: Boston Globe 8/28/08

I heard there havin a parade for you too!!! 5

kairi_spunk all-star

posted: Aug 28 07:11

re: hehe, on my imagination

liar!!! 0rland0 bl00m is w/ me!!! hahaha J/K 5!!


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