competition: friends vs. true friends

--- > A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

---> Friends: Never ask for food.
True Friends: are the reason you have no food.

---> Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
True Friends: keep your $hit so long they forget its yours.

---> Friend: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
True Friend: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Dude! drink the rest of that you know we don't waste $hit."

Friends: Are for awhile.
Real friends: Are for life.