competition: worst thing to say to a cop

1.Hey, you must've been doing' at least 125mph to keep up with me! Good job!


2.Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.


3.I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a Police Officer.

4.You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.


5. "Bad Cop! No Donut!"

6. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on "COPS" last week on TV?

7. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around, that's how far I am behind the other cars.

8.Gee, officer! That's terrific. The police officer yesterday only gave me a warning too!

9.Hey is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.

10.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?