competition: Longest sentence with no "A"

So when I stumbled upon this ridiculously odd competition just now, the title being the one thing which drew me in, my gut response, the very first thought kind enough to stop to visit my mind, the thought which is still coursing through my veins right now, the thought which my mind will not yet let go of, the thought which I'm sure you're getting quite curious of now, the thought which irked me ever since my very first viewing of the title of this very competition is this -- those of you who, too, stumbled upon this competition, my fellow stumblers I've dubbed thee, will not indeed pen one long sentence excluding the forbidden letter, but will, by preference, write one lengthy series of run-ons, then go on to win this entire friggin competition, owing it to the wholesome stupidity of this little community.

[ If someone finds an A in that, I'm gonna be pissed. lol ]