competition: What Did You Get In Trouble For?

So, this girl kept slapping me and my parents always told me not to hit back, but the witch was bruising me. So, one day my father told me to hit her back the next time she hit me. So I did...do you know that even though we'd complained to the Principal and he'd said that he would take care of it, he never did, and I got in trouble for hitting back?! C'mon, what's that all about?