competition: WHAT IS THE STUPIDEST THING YOU HAVE EVER DID

most recent: last night: welded a backhoe back together for my buddy, and one of the threaded rods,,, glowing red hot was too long .. so i pushed it with my finger. Burned it. and really what was i thinking,,,? my finger was strong enough to bend a halfinch rod with one push. it still hurts and i have the imprint of the threads as a brand.