competition: funniest dog story

We had a dog a couple of years ago that had a circular dog bed. It would carry its bed up the stairs in its mouth, get in, and ride back down the stairs.

Also my little brother had this animated pet Ferret that it adopted and it would put it in its bed. Whoever tried to take the animal away, it would growl and get upset becuase it thought that you were taking its baby away.