competition: The Funniest Jokes You've Never Heard! (Rules!)

A little girl, the oldest of three, goes up to her dad and asks, "Daddy, why did you name me Daisy?" The dad replies, "well, because when you were born, we sat you under a tree and a daisy petal fell on your head."

The second daughter goes up to her dad and asks, "Daddy, why did you name me Rose?"
"Because, honey, when you were born, we sat you under a tree and a rose petal fell on your head."

The third daughter approaches her dad and says, "GRRAH! BLARGHARHHHH UGH!" "Shut up, Cinderblock."