competition: Funniest Way to Say You'd Hit That

I didn't have anything good for this so I just looked it up on the Urban Dictionary and found this really lame definition of a guy who respects a girl vs. a guy who'd HIT THAT SHIZZNIT!:

#3. Definition:
I'll have sex with her but I'll be damned if I respect her.
Guy #1: "Man, she's sexy and from what I've heard smart too! I'd like to take her out, embark on a loving long term relationship, and maybe one day, when my words can no longer express how I feel, make beautiful love to her."
Guy #2: "I'd hit it, but if she tries to talk to me after I'll change my number."

Pretty much that's how it goes yo'!