competition: the funniest joke ever!

One day a blond girl and a red head were watching the 6:00 news.The top story was a man saying he was going to jump off the brooklyn bridge.So the blond said to the red head ''I bet you 100 bucks he won't jump off''But as you know he jumps of so the blond gives the red head 100 bucks.The red head says''No I can't take this your my best friend,I cheated I watched the 5:00 news I knew he was gonna jump off. then the blond said ''I saw him jump off on the 5:00 news too.But I didn't think he would do it again.