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BigAl , all the men on earth have dropped dead , but for some reason the illness has no affect on you ! Please check your email’s because there are thousands of horny women who are seeking your company in the near future , and they will be happy to pay you for your services for the rest of your life ,and will work with you day and night( assuming its not your nap time) in a effort to repopulate the world ! We understand this is a lot to ask but hope you can answer the call . Greatly looking forward to hearing from you soon. P.s. please call me first .. Sincerely , Dr Alba :)