competition: Strangest thing that you heard from a teacher!

my teacher brings her iPod to school sometimes and plays it out loud while we work.

one day our principal came into our classroom while soulja boy was playing and a few of us had gotten up to do the dance!

when our teacher saw the principal in her classroom, she said "aww shit!" but then she covered her mouth and said, "did i just say that out loud?!?!"