competition: What I learned from video games

It's ok to eat the shrooms that randomly grow everywhere.
You don't need A life because you already have so many.
You don't need staroids to grow taller (thank god for the randomly growing mushrooms) these mushrooms are also much safer too and there free! Plus you don't get fired for using them!
Princess's have a thing for short men wearing red and shun tall men wearing green.
The last thing I learned is tthat Mario is an incompatent basard that can nnever finish off Browser and Mario should just let browser have Princess Peach so she can be his slave. lol jk thats mean.