text competition: I Love You Like ____________ (The Simile Game)

50 Cent said it best: "I love you like a fat kid loves cake." Can you do better?    (category: comedy)
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c_tizzie
c_tizzie   HOFer posted: Jul 15 03:12
re: ...a pedophile loves recess reply
I thought so...Thanks for gettin' it...
terecart
terecart   captain posted: Jul 14 10:10
re: a necrophiliac loves... reply
OMG this one is even better hahaha 555
terecart
terecart   captain posted: Jul 14 10:10
re: ...a pedophile loves recess reply
LMAO that's so wrong and yet so sweet in such an odd way haha
pizzaholic
pizzaholic   all-IBY posted: Jul 14 09:21
re: Love? reply
lol
sweet_cheeks_willie
sweet_cheeks_willie   HOFer posted: Jul 14 07:29
re: pornstar reply
Muhahahaha pimpin ain't easy =)
Marjan
Marjan   all-IBY posted: Jul 14 05:31
re: pornstar reply
how would you know? hehe
c_tizzie
c_tizzie   HOFer posted: Jul 14 03:06
re: a necrophiliac loves... reply
;)
Marjan
Marjan   all-IBY posted: Jul 14 02:56
re: a necrophiliac loves... reply
i'm worried about you ;)
Marjan
Marjan   all-IBY posted: Jul 14 02:56
re: ...a pedophile loves recess reply
add an "s"
Marjan
Marjan   all-IBY posted: Jul 14 02:56
re: ...a pedophile loves recess reply
i love u like c_tizzie loves necrophiliac & pedophiles! damn it, y didn't i see this comp earlier????
disco_stu
disco_stu   all-star posted: Jul 14 02:45
re: Water reply
LMFAO talk to me in latin pleeeaazzzzz!!!
Am_Using
Am_Using   captain posted: Jul 14 02:45
re: Water reply
ahahaha! and I love you like you hearing me speaking old languages..... lmao
mattsn
mattsn   franchise posted: Jul 14 09:45
re: I Love You Like... reply
LOL! nice one rachel
mattsn
mattsn   franchise posted: Jul 14 09:44
re: i love u like.,.,., reply
aww...
RebecaModena
RebecaModena   starter posted: Jul 03 06:04
re: Liiiiiiiiiiiiike! reply
hhahaahah funny!, love it!
themonster
themonster   all-star posted: Jul 03 05:52
re: homer simpson reply
=)
Michael53w
Michael53w   all-city posted: Jul 03 05:51
re: homer simpson reply
Haha
c_tizzie
c_tizzie   HOFer posted: Jul 03 05:24
re: ...a pedophile loves recess reply
:)
keekaleek
keekaleek   pro posted: Jul 03 05:20
re: I Love You Like... reply
amen! haha
keekaleek
keekaleek   pro posted: Jul 03 05:20
re: ...a pedophile loves recess reply
lol!
Isaballs
Isaballs   starter posted: Jul 01 09:01
re: pornstar reply
lol :P
sweet_cheeks_willie
sweet_cheeks_willie   HOFer posted: Jul 01 08:12
re: pornstar reply
that crack can be more than that =) to a pornstar =)
c_tizzie
c_tizzie   HOFer posted: Jul 01 07:32
re: pornstar reply
I thought pornstars loved yizzie a.k.a. blow? You must hang with a different set of hussies...
themonster
themonster   all-star posted: Jul 01 03:22
re: homer simpson reply
hehe
Lowlegs
Lowlegs   all-american posted: Jul 01 03:19
re: homer simpson reply
hahaha good one
 
 
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