competition: Most Stupid Question You've Ever Been Asked

some stupid questions people like to ask:
i wake up, go to the kitchen, my grandmother sees me and asks "you awake already?" i say "no, i'm sleepwalking"
i go to a party, a friend of mine asks "you're here?' i reply 'no..i'm an ilusion of yours'
my mom calls me at home and asks "where are you?" i don't even know what to say xD