competition: Worst Boss Email

Ok...here's the plan. Let's all arrive early, about 7:00. Dave, you're the locksmith. Bring your tools and unlock the boss's door. Corey, be sure to dissolive the drugs in the Crown Royal BEFORE you wrap it up. Shellie, hide under the desk with the gun. Remember to bring the silencer. He'll have a nice glass of CR and pass out. That's when Shellie will get out under the desk, shoot him in the head, place his fingerprints on the gun and drop it on the floor. Stacy, at 10:00 a.m. you go into the boss's office to ask him something and then scream at the top of your lungs and then tell someone to call security. Security will call the cops, the cops will come in, see the boss with the bottle, see the gun on the floor, claim it was suicide and then I'll be the new boss and take over. It will be a great day for all of us. Everyone knows their jobs. See you guys tomorrow. Bring food. There will be a potluck.

To new beginnings,
Phillip