competition: Stupid Ways You Had ACCIDENTALLY Hurt Yourself!!

Ok, well three years ago i was riding my bike down this hill and i hit a ditch and I did a front flip off the bike and the peg of the bike broke my right wrist in three different places, also I have a scar under my eye on the left side of my face. The worst part other than having to carry my bike almost a mile with a broken wrist, was that I had flipped of my bike because the handlebars were backwards and my uncle decided not to tell me until after I had crashed!!!