competition: I'm Just Not that Into You

entry: Offer my Twin! by Marjan

Offer my Twin!
I have a hard time saying “no” and even when I do, it only inspires a greater challenge and therefore, a more determined suitor!
That said, from now on, when I feel I’m just not that into him, I will offer up my twin sister! For example, if he says “I love Jazz,” I would say “You know who REALLY loves jazz? My twin sister!”
And, if he says “but, I’m attracted to YOU,” I would say “You know who’s REALLY attractive? My twin sister!”
nuf said ;) She has no problem saying "no!" ;p

Comments

 
 
Marjan
Marjan legend
over 4 years ago
re: Offer my Twin!
ha! touche!
the_capital_t
the_capital_t franchise
over 4 years ago
re: Offer my Twin!
Um...it's not so much where they are, but how they'd be used. ;P
Marjan
Marjan legend
over 4 years ago
re: Offer my Twin!
So, where, dare I ask, are the chocolates & strawberries? ;)
the_capital_t
the_capital_t franchise
over 4 years ago
re: Offer my Twin!
@marjan: Ha! Well played, dearie. Very clever.
CChen
CChen franchise
over 4 years ago
re: Offer my Twin!
haha, cute! XD
Marjan
Marjan legend
over 4 years ago
re: Offer my Twin!
t_c_t...i'm only allergic to jerks! So it's safe to say you're in the clear! :) xoxo
Marjan
Marjan legend
over 4 years ago
re: Offer my Twin!
Mike...LOL! I'll have to check w/her first...I'm sure she'll approve :)
the_capital_t
the_capital_t franchise
over 4 years ago
re: Offer my Twin!
@marjan: Do you have allergies to either strawberries or chocolate? 'Cause I'm thinking my wish should involve one or both.
mike
mike pro
over 4 years ago
re: Offer my Twin!
What is your sister's phone number? I don't think I'm kidding.
Marjan
Marjan legend
over 4 years ago
re: Offer my Twin!
jam...it's the thought that counts! thank you sweetie!xo
Marjan
Marjan legend
over 4 years ago
re: Offer my Twin!
awbre...you didn't know till now? thx sweetie...u always know just what to say! but seriously, this is LA...supermodel women all over the dang place! LOL!
Marjan
Marjan legend
over 4 years ago
re: Offer my Twin!
TG...touche! LMAO! I would never do that to you...it's me! I love Metallica!
Marjan
Marjan legend
over 4 years ago
re: Offer my Twin!
crackers...no clue honey, but shall we chalk it up to human nature...or just 'man' nature? ;) hehe
Marjan
Marjan legend
over 4 years ago
re: Offer my Twin!
thx sexay kaaylaa!
Marjan
Marjan legend
over 4 years ago
re: Offer my Twin!
pimp daddy...i would never! haha! but my sis might ;)
Marjan
Marjan legend
over 4 years ago
re: Offer my Twin!
maiad...it does come in handy honey! ;) hehe...thanks!
Marjan
Marjan legend
over 4 years ago
re: Offer my Twin!
t_c_t...name it...your bribe of choice ;) your wish is my command!
Marjan
Marjan legend
over 4 years ago
re: Offer my Twin!
Janet...seriously have me laughing out loud! i have my twin & 2 other sisters...wanna trade? LOL!
Marjan
Marjan legend
over 4 years ago
re: Offer my Twin!
Grrrr...LMAO...u can have her on the weekends...but i guarantee my wkends are more exciting! ;)
jam_2003us
over 4 years ago
re: Offer my Twin!
Damn, I didn't get to vote, but ya'll are HOT HOT!
awbretire
awbretire all-american
over 4 years ago
re: Offer my Twin!
wow hard to believe there's two of you, the women in your neck of the woods don't stand a chance :) 5
tglynn
tglynn franchise
over 4 years ago
re: Offer my Twin!
lol. is that why you told me your sister likes Metallica? : ( haha M, you crack me up hun!
crackers_and_apples
over 4 years ago
re: Offer my Twin!
Haha, why is it that to some men, saying "No" puts an invisable "To Get" sign on your forehead?
Kaaylaa
Kaaylaa legend
over 4 years ago
re: Offer my Twin!
Hahahahhahaha! ohhh
LiLOne4DUBS
LiLOne4DUBS all-star
over 4 years ago
re: Offer my Twin!
hahaha yea i liked it!
Marjan
RATING: 4.4  VIEWS: 147  VOTES: 12
KEYWORDS: into just not sister
DATE ENTERED: Feb 20, 2009 08:12:10pm PST
FINISHED: 1st