competition: I'm Just Not that Into You
entry: Offer my Twin! by Marjan

I have a hard time saying “no” and even when I do, it only inspires a greater challenge and therefore, a more determined suitor!
That said, from now on, when I feel I’m just not that into him, I will offer up my twin sister! For example, if he says “I love Jazz,” I would say “You know who REALLY loves jazz? My twin sister!”
And, if he says “but, I’m attracted to YOU,” I would say “You know who’s REALLY attractive? My twin sister!”
nuf said ;) She has no problem saying "no!" ;p
That said, from now on, when I feel I’m just not that into him, I will offer up my twin sister! For example, if he says “I love Jazz,” I would say “You know who REALLY loves jazz? My twin sister!”
And, if he says “but, I’m attracted to YOU,” I would say “You know who’s REALLY attractive? My twin sister!”
nuf said ;) She has no problem saying "no!" ;p
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re: Offer my Twin!
Um...it's not so much where they are, but how they'd be used. ;P
Um...it's not so much where they are, but how they'd be used. ;P
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So, where, dare I ask, are the chocolates & strawberries? ;)
So, where, dare I ask, are the chocolates & strawberries? ;)
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@marjan: Ha! Well played, dearie. Very clever.
@marjan: Ha! Well played, dearie. Very clever.
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haha, cute! XD
haha, cute! XD
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t_c_t...i'm only allergic to jerks! So it's safe to say you're in the clear! :) xoxo
t_c_t...i'm only allergic to jerks! So it's safe to say you're in the clear! :) xoxo
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Mike...LOL! I'll have to check w/her first...I'm sure she'll approve :)
Mike...LOL! I'll have to check w/her first...I'm sure she'll approve :)
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@marjan: Do you have allergies to either strawberries or chocolate? 'Cause I'm thinking my wish should involve one or both.
@marjan: Do you have allergies to either strawberries or chocolate? 'Cause I'm thinking my wish should involve one or both.
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What is your sister's phone number? I don't think I'm kidding.
What is your sister's phone number? I don't think I'm kidding.
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jam...it's the thought that counts! thank you sweetie!xo
jam...it's the thought that counts! thank you sweetie!xo
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awbre...you didn't know till now? thx sweetie...u always know just what to say! but seriously, this is LA...supermodel women all over the dang place! LOL!
awbre...you didn't know till now? thx sweetie...u always know just what to say! but seriously, this is LA...supermodel women all over the dang place! LOL!
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TG...touche! LMAO! I would never do that to you...it's me! I love Metallica!
TG...touche! LMAO! I would never do that to you...it's me! I love Metallica!
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crackers...no clue honey, but shall we chalk it up to human nature...or just 'man' nature? ;) hehe
crackers...no clue honey, but shall we chalk it up to human nature...or just 'man' nature? ;) hehe
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thx sexay kaaylaa!
thx sexay kaaylaa!
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pimp daddy...i would never! haha! but my sis might ;)
pimp daddy...i would never! haha! but my sis might ;)
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maiad...it does come in handy honey! ;) hehe...thanks!
maiad...it does come in handy honey! ;) hehe...thanks!
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t_c_t...name it...your bribe of choice ;) your wish is my command!
t_c_t...name it...your bribe of choice ;) your wish is my command!
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Janet...seriously have me laughing out loud! i have my twin & 2 other sisters...wanna trade? LOL!
Janet...seriously have me laughing out loud! i have my twin & 2 other sisters...wanna trade? LOL!
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Grrrr...LMAO...u can have her on the weekends...but i guarantee my wkends are more exciting! ;)
Grrrr...LMAO...u can have her on the weekends...but i guarantee my wkends are more exciting! ;)
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Damn, I didn't get to vote, but ya'll are HOT HOT!
Damn, I didn't get to vote, but ya'll are HOT HOT!
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wow hard to believe there's two of you, the women in your neck of the woods don't stand a chance :) 5
wow hard to believe there's two of you, the women in your neck of the woods don't stand a chance :) 5
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lol. is that why you told me your sister likes Metallica? : ( haha M, you crack me up hun!
lol. is that why you told me your sister likes Metallica? : ( haha M, you crack me up hun!
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Haha, why is it that to some men, saying "No" puts an invisable "To Get" sign on your forehead?
Haha, why is it that to some men, saying "No" puts an invisable "To Get" sign on your forehead?
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Hahahahhahaha! ohhh
Hahahahhahaha! ohhh
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hahaha yea i liked it!
hahaha yea i liked it!











ha! touche!