competition: worst thing to say to a cop

entry: Uhh Right by bmanawesome34

Officer: Do you know how fast you were going?

Man: Isn't that your job?

Officer: Yes but..

Man: OCIFFER! I swear to (burp) ugh... drunk that I'm not god!

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