competition: best thing that ever happened to you

i remember seeing this man on a traintrack and it looked suspicious so i shouted to him and he didnt answer so i rang the police and said that he was a suicider because i seen a note in his pocket and he was drunk. so i waited for the police to come and i helped thm save this mans life before he jumped in front of a train and me and my m8 recieved a certificate stating tht i had helped in saving this mans life !