competition: I need...Google?

the tedious things wendy needs, wants or has
I came across a little game on a blog that I then lost the link to. The idea is your type "your name wants" into Google and list some of the funny results. So here they are:

Wendy wants a new dress but her mum won't buy her the one she wants.
Wendy wants to be on the TV Show Dancing with the Stars!!!
Wendy wants so very much to give ALL OF YOU CREDIT!!!
Wendy wants everyone to buy her music.
Wendy wants to lay a few ghosts.

Wendy wants some interesting things. So then I wondered what Wendy needs...

Wendy needs your assistance.
Wendy needs to know.
Wendy needs a patient,loving, and committed family who can provide structure and support.
Wendy needs at least 5 business days advance notice for this process.
Wendy needs every measuring cup and teaspoon she can find.

So then I had to find out what Wendy has...

Wendy has been found.
Wendy has guns.
Wendy has had the same therapist for seven years.
Wendy has a strong in