competition: Write a Rap

Soy 3L M3j0r!Its True,im the best!
Im jus tht good,better then all the rest!
U think u better,lets put it to the test!
Itll b all over soon,n ill lay u to rest.

Im gonna finish u off,b4 it even begins!
in the end,Ya tu sabes,ill b the one who wins!
U can make it 5-on-1,ill let u bring ur friends!
Im So good ill leave u dizzy,like i gave u the spins!

The way im goin is so good,i kno ill make u quit!
Im jus the best,n u a piece of shit!
Im better then u all,n everyone kno it!
All i c is jealousy,cuz its the way u all show it!

N wen i c someone thts actin like a bitch,
He keep runnin his mouth,tht makes my fist twitch!
Ppl start tlkin wen he end up wit a stich!
He gets knocked out,n i end up rich!

U thought u cud win,but u c,thts the thing
u cnt beat me,im the best,im a king!
Im so damn good tht ill leave u wit a sting!
Come on lets b honest,i can do anything!

I kno u hate me cuz im better then u!
I cnt b beat n we all kno its true!
Anything u can do,i cud do 2!
Now get ur monkey