competition: Funniest Sexual Innuendos in Sports

-Once you see the hole, burst through and keep pushing. (Coach Turner explaining the importance of going through holes.)
-Squeeze it through if you're shooting from an angle. (referring to kicking a field goal.)
-We need protection to be successful. (My coach explaining the importance of the offensive line)
-Penetrate through the holes! (our Defensive Line coach explaining to the defensive linemen to get to the quarterback)
-Just blast him. Take him off his feet and take him straight to his back. Get his feet in the air. (An inspiring pre-game speech given to our team's defense, on tackling.)