competition: Mom, how are babies made?

there is a thirsty hole of darkness, that finds a nice hose that squirts out a thick paste of ice cream. the hose is inserted into the thirsty hole of darknesss and travels a long and gruesome journey to santa's toy factory, the thick paste of ice cream then melts and drowns all the little elves and also santa and melts them and turns them into a bloody mess... then they are shaped and molded into a child.. that child grows claws and fangs and rips open the mommy's stomach and escapes!
it's really a mirical johnny :) you'll experience that one day :)