competition: Oprah knocks on your door...(READ RULES)

help me oprah because i current ly have lung cancer and my parents couldn't afford to have an operation *cough*cough*.. we were robbed yesterday at a gunpoint so we haven't eaten in 5 days. we also dont have electricity and water so we just drink and bathe from our neighbors' sprinklers.. I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF U GIVE ME 1 MILLION DOLLARS IN CASH.. *teary eyed*