competition: Worst thing you found in your food

I ordered a 2-item meal for my girl at the time from a chinese fast food joint in san diego.. we took it home and turned on the tv.. while we were watching, she stuck her fork in the beef stir-fry and we heard a loud "CRUNCH"... as we wiped off the sauce, we found a GIANT GRASSHOPPER! I called the place and they refused a refund... so I went back, called for the manager, and threw the food all over the floor right in front of him!