competition: Names that shouldn't be together!

My cheerleading coach was pregnant last year and we asked her what she was thinking for names.
She told us the names and she also told us that she was really upset because she couldnt name her son Jack.
The reason she couldnt do this, was because her last name is Offerson.
If she were to name her baby Jack Offerson he would be ridiculed for life.
JACK-OFF-HER-SON.