competition: Strangest thing that you heard from a teacher!

Back in Second grade (I was the class clown) Our teacher (BIG lady) Busted out the longest and loudest/strangest sounding fart! She told no one to laugh... I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!!! and started the whole class to laugh at her! (2nd graders were cruel) HAHAHA SHE PUT ME ON TIME OUT IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM!