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entry: Lesbian?? by purplemochi

This was a while back.
Mom: Do you have a boyfriend or like any boys??
Me: No...
Mom: How about girls? It's ok to like girls you know!
Me: WHAT?!

the next day...(my parents are divorced and hardly talk)
Dad: Michelle, do you have a boyfriend?
Me: no.
Dad: how about any girlfriends? I'm worried.
Me: WTF IS GOING ON?!?!?!

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purplemochi
purplemochi franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Lesbian??
its ok, im still in my experimental stage :P haha jk.
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prodigous
prodigous all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: Lesbian??
haha soo dcks your parents would say that...mine does too! LOL! ahah
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iwashere
iwashere icon
over 3 years ago
re: Lesbian??
WOW...this has me thinking something..
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afrodude
afrodude all-american
over 3 years ago
re: Lesbian??
lmfao hahahha
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TEAM_DK
TEAM_DK HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: Lesbian??
This is a 5, cause thats just awesome!!! your mom rules!
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MrMoose2316
MrMoose2316 pro
over 3 years ago
re: Lesbian??
haha funny
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purplemochi
purplemochi franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Lesbian??
lol thanks :D
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purplemochi
purplemochi franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Lesbian??
haha no worries, im 99% straight! only have lesbian tendencies when im drunk with my girl friends
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NationOfDomination
NationOfDomination all-city
over 3 years ago
re: Lesbian??
"I'm worried." lol
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Amayy444
Amayy444 all-american
over 3 years ago
re: Lesbian??
haha I got this exact conversation!!!!! I feel ya, sista! :D
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Star1260
Star1260 all-state
over 3 years ago
re: Lesbian??
Lol that happened to me!
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kekoa12
kekoa12 captain
over 3 years ago
re: Lesbian??
lesbians are cool too
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imnotazombie
imnotazombie pro
over 3 years ago
re: Lesbian??
LOL!
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purplemochi
purplemochi franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Lesbian??
haha not even. i seriously wondered what vibe i was giving them for my parents to think that way -_-. oh wells that was like 3 years ago :P
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RayneR
RayneR HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: Lesbian??
Ah ... well ofcourse they are anti - u dating girls :D
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purplemochi
purplemochi franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Lesbian??
lol i had no idea! now they're all anti me dating -_- they are so random
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RayneR
RayneR HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: Lesbian??
ahahahaha :D omfg whats going trough in ur parents minds :D
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aLiCiZzLE264
aLiCiZzLE264 varsity
over 3 years ago
re: Lesbian??
lol that happened to me only my mom came right out and asked me ARE U A LEZBIAN with ALEX(my best friend) LOL NO mom im not but thanks for checking up on me and o yea i smoke pot but u dont ask that
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jessica_23
jessica_23 captain
over 3 years ago
re: Lesbian??
lol embarrasing
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Jekatuga93
Jekatuga93 all-star
over 3 years ago
re: Lesbian??
xD why did they think you were a lesbian? just because you don't have a boyfriend? xD 5
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PONTIACvan
PONTIACvan starter
over 3 years ago
re: Lesbian??
WOW
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kgirlfutureactress
kgirlfutureactress all-city
over 3 years ago
re: Lesbian??
it's weird how parents are like that.
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shellyboo95
shellyboo95 pro
over 3 years ago
re: Lesbian??
i know!
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iwashere
iwashere icon
over 3 years ago
re: Lesbian??
LMAO
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purplemochi
purplemochi franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Lesbian??
music: lol thanks but it really happened and i was wondering what vibe i was giving off form them to think that way!
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purplemochi
BY purplemochiall me
RATING: 3.6  VIEWS: 4149  VOTES: 163
KEYWORDS: parents
DATE ENTERED: Aug 01, 2008 07:38:10pm PDT
FINISHED: 1st