competition: Joke Smasher

Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex.
He's a great pal, but he has cause me a great deal of embarassment.
When I went to the city Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk
I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like one too!" Then I said,
"But this is for a dog." He said he didn;t care what she looked like. Then
I said, "You don't understand I've had Sex since I was 9 years old.
He winked and said, "You must've been quite a kid." When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told
the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for
Sex. He said, "You don't need a special room. As long as you pay your bill, we
don't care what you do." I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand. Sex keeps
me awake at night." The clerk said, "Funny - I have the same problem. One night, my dog ran away. A cop came and asked me what i was doing at 4 in the morning. I told him I was looking for Sex.