competition: Worst Thing to Say to a Girl

Will you just shut that hole in the lower part of the front half of your head for 2 SECONDS! MY GOD! Al I keep hearing is "bitch, Bitch...Bitchy Bitch bitch!"
I mean really?....REALLY!? YOu have to be kidding me! SHut Up! Do the world a favor and Shut Up! UGH!...Screw it, I'm gonna go Sleep with your Best Friend Scubadeer....MAN! at least she knows when to stop...