text competition: Worst break up excuses

everybody has been dumped or either dumped some..what's the worst excuse you've ever heard or used?    (category: other)
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angelahayes
angelahayes   all-IBY posted: Mar 17 11:13
re: Blind reply
lol
Marjan
Marjan   all-IBY posted: Mar 17 06:52
re: Matt Damon reply
up agains the mini bar. love it.
tHe_oNe
tHe_oNe   HOFer posted: Mar 17 06:17
re: Blind reply
hahhahhahhahhaha
briankelley
briankelley   HOFer posted: Mar 16 11:29
re: dont do it reply
Haha...
bina07
bina07   all-state posted: Mar 13 01:52
re: I heard this one after 5 years..... reply
awww!! you get 5 because...well, awwww!
xoxorizz
xoxorizz   franchise posted: Mar 13 06:02
re: I heard this one after 5 years..... reply
ughh, i hate that one! =(
tHe_oNe
tHe_oNe   HOFer posted: Mar 12 10:48
re: I heard this one after 5 years..... reply
ouch! LOL5
bigdig712
bigdig712   franchise posted: Mar 12 10:45
re: i'm fucking ben affleck reply
hahahaha yes! This is one of the funniest skits I've ever seen.
angelahayes
angelahayes   all-IBY posted: Mar 12 10:42
re: I heard this one after 5 years..... reply
i hate when people waste someones time like that! im glad you have holly now :)
Heat_Girl
Heat_Girl   icon posted: Mar 12 10:34
re: I heard this one after 5 years..... reply
thats cold!
Natalie
Natalie   starter posted: Mar 12 08:56
re: Matt Damon reply
LMAO!!! that was hilarious.
angelahayes
angelahayes   all-IBY posted: Mar 11 09:29
re: Too good for me reply
i agree
angelahayes
angelahayes   all-IBY posted: Mar 11 09:28
re: There's somebody else. reply
omg this def is hard to hear
Drutigerman
Drutigerman   HOFer posted: Mar 11 02:51
re: everyone's heard this one reply
this translates into" i'm seeing someone else
octosme
octosme   franchise posted: Mar 10 07:57
re: everyone's heard this one reply
and thats what they all say
charleeeboy
charleeeboy   HOFer posted: Mar 10 05:34
re: I just got a puppy reply
What the hell? That's the first. Haha.
tHe_oNe
tHe_oNe   HOFer posted: Mar 10 05:33
re: Too good for me reply
haha
tHe_oNe
tHe_oNe   HOFer posted: Mar 10 05:32
re: Classic reply
haha
tHe_oNe
tHe_oNe   HOFer posted: Mar 10 05:31
re: I just got a puppy reply
nope. that's worse.LOL
tHe_oNe
tHe_oNe   HOFer posted: Mar 10 05:31
re: There's somebody else. reply
ouch. mybe the worst one
octosme
octosme   franchise posted: Mar 10 05:22
re: There's somebody else. reply
THERE ALWAYS SEEMS TO BE
garriola
garriola   varsity posted: Mar 10 11:12
re: Classic reply
that was my first thought!
oceanica
oceanica   pro posted: Mar 10 10:59
re: I just got a puppy reply
Ha. I can see her saying that, too. Dumbass.
charleeeboy
charleeeboy   HOFer posted: Mar 10 07:37
re: Classic reply
Yeah, so lame.. They won't even explain why its them.
mikkison
mikkison   starter posted: Mar 10 07:12
re: Classic reply
oh yes... i hate this one..
 
 
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