competition: Worst Thing To Say At Th End Of A Date...

Man: ...so I looked at my boss and I said...
Woman: What'd you say?
Man: I'm sorry. I think you have something in your mustache.
Woman: (Horrified, she covers her mouth and mumbles) Excuse me?
Man: Oh. Nevermind. I think it was just the way the light was hitting it.
Woman: (Slightly relieved) My lip?
Man: No. Your mustache.