competition: You're The President of the United States

My Fellow Americans. Let's get right to it. We know who is responsible for this and it's time to end this. I've called the Russian President and the Chinese President and we've decided that the three of us are going to divide the entire middle east among ourselves. There is nothing they can do to stop us or we will all launch nukes at them and destroy them all. They will become states of the US, Russia and China under our rule after an NFL type draft is held. USA will pick first because we won the lottery, China will pick second etc we each choose a country to own until all those who house terrorists are owned by one of the big three. Then we will clean it out from within. If they resist our nukes will turn them to glow in the dark dust. You fucked with the wrong people, now we own you. HAVE A NICE DAY. Let the draft begin. With the first pick, the USA will now OWN, Saudi Arabia and all it's assets. With the Second Pick, China selects IRAN, The Russians select ...etc.