competition: Tag, You're it!

Q: What will you choose? A whole day of gustful winds smelling like fart or a day of raining poo without nothing to cover you?
(to michimona: you're sick, what kind of question is this?! ROFL)

A: I'll have to go with the fart smelling winds. I'm grossed out by just stepping on crap with my shoes, what more if it splatters on your face?!?

Q: What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes.

I tag uh, everyone. LOL