competition: 5 Things you want the opposite sex to know

1. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

2. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

3. Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

4.If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

5. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
Because we DO care.