competition: Best Way to inform your parents that you're gay.

Guy: Dad, I have something to say...

Dad: What is it?

Guy: I'm think I like guys.

Dad: That's fine. The guys and I always hang out at the pub...what's the problem with that?

Guy: No, Dad, I'm gay.

Dad: Ok, you're happy...and?

Guy: OH C'MON! (*walks into closet and shuts door then breaks the door open and jumps out*)

Dad: Oh my god!