competition: Breakup Excuses

entry: Guaranteed to work .. everytime. by TheYoungLion

Guy: It's over.

Girl: Why?

Guy: Well, my mother told me that I could only have one girlfriend, and Rosie O'Donnell won the coin toss. Sorry ...

(Brace for the slap, because it's comin')

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