competition: Most confusing RIDDLE

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I cannot, am I right???

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The thing the guy rides on is called Monday. He's riding ON Monday and he leaves riding ON Monday. I win.

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Yesterday, today, and tomorrow

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someday, everyday, holiday hahahahaha i dont know

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1st,2nd,3rd? LOL i give up

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Yesterday, today, tomorrow??? Yup yup??

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im confused...