competition: If You Had Kids..

Aright if I had a boy, I would be good Filipino dad and name him Jun. Pronounced June. lol.
If I had a girl, I would name here Crystal or Krystal. Same name but I just find this name like hellllla pretty.
I would turn them into shoeheads, hypebeasts, boppers, whatever maan. I wanna get my son to be better than me at basketball when I was his age.
As a matter of fact, I want my daughter to be really athletic as well.
But overall, when they grow up, I hope they become successful in whatever career path they choose.