competition: friends vs. true friends

You found out you got a girl pregnant even though u used a condom. You don't know what to do so you go to your friends for advice:

Friend situation "Hey man...I just found out the girl i was with a few weeks ago....is pregnant"
" Oh wow dude...well...don,t worry I'll help you we can get trough it cuz we're friends and we stick together!

Real Friend situation: "Hey man...i just found out the girl i was with a few days ago is pregnant...what should I do?"
"HA!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I GOT YOU U BITCH!!!! I BROKE THE CONDOM AND MADE LITTLE HOLES IN IT "GUFFAWS" THATS WHAT U GET FOR CALLING ME A JERK!!!!...AND BY THE WAY...SHE HAD HERPES FOO!!!!!!!!!! GET READY FOR CHILD SUPPORT A-HOLE!! MUAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

....What an asshole...