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Sadly, and contrary to popular belief, Lance Armstrong lost BOTH his testicles. Not to cancer, but to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Note: Chuck didn't kick him in the nuts, he kicked him in the back of the head and Lance's balls popped out. Feeling bad about it later, Chuck gave Lance one of his own testicles (he was born with 4). Armed with Chuck's super-juice, Lance went on to win the Tour de France 7 consecutive times. His remaining testicle is also impervious to cancer.