competition: Best poem to an Olympic athlete (ibeatyou Olympics)

You flew high and won gold,
By promising the World that you were quite old.
You adamantly claimed that you were at least 16,
But the proof is in the smile that the world has already seen,
So when you wonder why we have so much beef,
It's because when you smile we see baby teeth,
So take off your gold medals and bring 'em back to the IOC,
Come back when you're older and win it fairly.