competition: SIGNS YOUR LIFE SUCKS

You wake up every morning in your parents dark, damp basement and live off a diet hot pockets and cookies made by your mother. The only job you have requires you to sit in front of your computer screen because you are constantly trying to level of your World of Warcraft character (or whatever the crap you losers do) and what a shocker it provides no income. You're only best friends are your cat Rufus, Fredrick your partially retarded friend from junior high (he has a lazy eye or something making him undesirable), and last but not least Tom because nobody on myspace wants to add you on account of you look like a creeper. This is the story of your life if it is sucky. If this is similar to your life please dont hang yourself in your closet/