competition: Best Way To Ask For Money

either

1. threaten the fart in an enclosed lift unless you get some benjamins in your hand
2. start singing really loudly and out of key drowning out all other buskers, tell other buskers youll stop for moola
3. or, failing that, ask for a loan to buy them a present.... people are suckers for that!!! then give them something you already own and have not opened or hate. everyones happy