competition: the conversation more strange/stupid

I have this friend who isn't web savvy at all. While I was programming some stuff for a friend's website, she suddenly called me.

This is how the conversation went.
Me: Hello?
Her: Is this J?
Me: Yes, this is she.
Her: Dude! You have to help me!
Me: Why, what's the problem?
Her: I can't go access your blog!
Me: You can't? What's the error message?
Her: Error message?
Me: Yeah, like, '404 Error', 'Page cannot be displayed'...
Her: Oh! None of that.
Me: Then what's your problem? What did you do when you went to my blog?
Her: Your site says, 'click enter to proceed', right?
Me: Yes...
Her: I tried clicking enter, but it wouldn't work!
I was shocked at this and quickly went to the site. There wasn't any problem at al!
Me: What enter did you click?!
Her: The one on the keyboard, of course
*HEADSLAP*