competition: Funny Ways to Say No

1. I never go out on days that end in "Y."
2. The man on television told me to say tuned!
3. I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
4.. I don't want to leave my comfort zone.
5. I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
6. I'm too old/young for that stuff.
7.I prefer to remain an enigma.
8. I'm very busy at the moment. Perhaps someone else can help you. If not, I'll have time later in the week to help you out."
9. The President said he might drop in.
10. 2.I’ve dedicated my life to linguini.